So it begins...

Ah, the mandatory introductory post, are you excited?

Well of course you aren't. I mean, who the hell are we? What kinda stupid name is that for a blog? What in the heavens have we done to deserve your attention? Are we even good looking enough for you to give a shit about our opinions? Why is my English so bad? I for one have never blogged before in my life (this would be me losing my blog cherry) and I've never really cared for blogging in the past (more on that later). In fact, if more than a handful of people ever read this, I would be extremely surprised.

But those who agree with the above sentiments have missed the whole point! Contrary to popular opinion, the purpose of a blog shouldn't be to attract as many hits as possible, but rather to create something unique that at least, if all else fails, adds something small to the plethora of information and collective wisdom that is the internet.

The authors of this blog have known each other for a number of years, have been through thick and thin and shared a lifetime's worth of laughs together (and continue to do so). But more importantly, we are four highly ridiculous personalities (with numerous quirks) that could hardly be more dissimilar. Great intellectuals, fabulous senses of humour, fantastic writing skills, charming personalities and fantastic asses - all of these we have none :) However, if among the four of us you don't find someone who makes you laugh/mad/think/randy then there is no hope for you whatsoever. Please proceed to your nearest medical research institute and submit yourself for human experimentation, perhaps then future generations will derive use from you :P

This blog, born out of 2am boredom, is unlikely to rock your world, but my hope is that you will return from time to time for a laugh (or the inevitable politically incorrect rant by yours truly).

So it begins...

- wifi