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I thought I should share this gem from bash.org

http://bash.org/?904983 (link removed)

[ matteo_italia ]: sara i know you want my coc

[ matteo_italia ]: sara why do you kiss so much coc?

[ supersara ]: ...

[ bereco ]: why are u asking about coc?

[ supersara ]: ask him...

[ matteo_italia ]: sara

[ matteo_italia ]: u love large black cic

[ matteo_italia ]: coc

[ supersara ]: loser

[ matteo_italia ]: evreybody says u suck coc

[ bereco ]: wtf

[ matteo_italia ]: i don t care if u swallow

[ matteo_italia ]: ur life

[ matteo_italia ]: ur problem

[ bereco ]: i think matteo swallows

[ verseker ]: supersara sucks coc

[ verseker ]: she sucked mine

[ matteo_italia ]: yes she sucks coc

[ verseker ]: I have it on video

[ matteo_italia ]: really'''?????????''

[ verseker ]: I am a sleeper mod

[ bereco ]: i have matteo wanking on video

[ matteo_italia ]: SARA U R A BYTCH

[ matteo_italia ]: bereco she is ur fat mom

[ bereco ]: matteo sucks julius malema

[ verseker ]: yeah i sent it to bereco he saw it

[ matteo_italia ]: THAT FAT BYTCH MOM OF BERECO

[ matteo_italia ]: AND BLACK

[ bereco ]: i think matteo is sad cus of his teeny weeny

[ mørkeulv ]: now this conversation dosnt sound nice

[ matteo_italia ]: ASK UR MOM

[ matteo_italia ]: HE BEGANS

[ bereco ]: matteo, stop playing with yourself while on castlewars

[ matteo_italia ]: SHUT THE HELL UP

[ matteo_italia ]: U BEGAN

[ bereco ]: i know the cards get u randy

[ verseker ]: morkeulv bereco started this... he always is racist and

insulting

[ bereco ]: what?!

[ mørkeulv ]: do i have to ban u bereco

[ matteo_italia ]: YES

[ verseker ]: YES

[ matteo_italia ]: YES

[ bereco ]: excuse me?

[ verseker ]: please he always mocks my mom

[ matteo_italia ]: HE ALWAYS BEGAN

[ bereco ]: WHAT!

[ matteo_italia ]: YES

[ verseker ]: yes

[ verseker ]: BAN BERECO

[ matteo_italia ]: HE IS RACIST WITH ME COS I M ITALIAN WANKER

[ bereco ]: i do believe there was a discussion running b4 i arrived

[ matteo_italia ]: BAN BERECO

[ bereco ]: matteo was sexually harassing supersara

[ verseker ]: BAN BERECO

[ matteo_italia ]: LIER

[ mørkeulv ]: bereco yout comments has been quite rude

[ matteo_italia ]: BERECO PLEASE DON T SPEAK ME MORE

[ matteo_italia ]: I DON T LIKE U

[ matteo_italia ]: U R ALWAYS RUDE AND RACIST

[ verseker ]: neither do i

[ bereco ]: matteo please go jump off a cliff

[ bereco ]: you made fun of me for being black

[ verseker ]: he tried to harrass my girlfriend

[ matteo_italia ]: WHY R U RUDE

[ matteo_italia ]: LEAVE ME ALONE

[ verseker ]: lets all be friends

[ verseker ]: please

[ bereco ]: verseker i like you

[ matteo_italia ]: YES HE TRIED TO HARRASS VERSEKER S GF

[ matteo_italia ]: NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

[ verseker ]: castle wars is such a great game until he came along

[ mørkeulv ]: well ill make it simpe for you the next one that comes with a

rude comment is going to be banned.

[ matteo_italia ]: READ BERECO

[ verseker ]: yeah bereco

[ matteo_italia ]: YEAH READ

[ bereco ]: shame matteo, your maturity is beyond shocking

[ verseker ]: i think some reprimand should be in order for previous insults

[ matteo_italia ]: STOP INSULT ME BERECO

[ matteo_italia ]: LEAVE ME ALONE

[ bereco ]: i love copy and paste

[ matteo_italia ]: U WRITE U DON T COPY

[ matteo_italia ]: NOW LEAVE ME

[ matteo_italia ]: RACIST

[ matteo_italia ]: AND I DON T WANNA READ ANYTHING ABOUT MY HOOKER MOM

PLEASE. ITS NOT HER FAULT SHE'S A DIRTY WHORE

[ bereco ]: my poor poor matteo

[ matteo_italia ]: LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ matteo_italia ]: RACIST NIGGER

[ bereco ]: allow me to post this history online

State of the nation...

(doesn't anyone else really miss good old 'W'?)

There have been vicious rumours circling the web regarding the locating of brotha and that whereisbrotha is now dead and obsolete... I'm here to tell you that NONE OF IT IS TRUE!

Yes it's true that Lacost thought he saw Brotha from behind at a party one night, but it turned out to be a VW Touareg. Yes it's true that Ice thought he saw Brotha at an IPL game, but thatn just turned out to be Dwayne Leverock. Yes it's true that Jedi hasn't visited this blog in over 3 months =/

But the hunt for brotha continues, so please keep those anonymous tips coming on 0800-789-BROTHA!!! We are counting on your assistance in the hunt for the infamous and ever allusive brotha.

In the meantime however, let us take stock of the first 5 months since the inception of whereisbrotha following the 2am miracle and the recent events that have befallen the whereisbrotha team.

Ice continues to follow the path of the nomad. After having been thrown out of Australia for not having a criminal record, Ice has migrated north to the USA for the summer. A week after he arrived stateside, all the US embassies in South Africa were closed, following a 'credible security threat'. It turns out that the threat came from long time ex-lover Maveli, who stated he 'couldn't bare to be separated from the Ice lovin for another minute'. When asked to comment, Ice merely licked his fingers and rubbed him nipples while humming I'm to sexy.

In other news, we feared the world was coming to an end when Lacost found a girl who actually thought all his costs were "cute". In what appeared to be a story straight out of Revelations, this poor misguided girl actually enjoys spending time with Lacost and says 'so what if he causes the Indian cricket team to lose every now and then, he's super cute'. Naturally, unwilling Lacost room-mate Nijella took this as a self-fulfilment of the prophecies regarding the 'end of days' and decided to throw caution to the wind, live dangerously and take advantage of every remaining moment. Nijella has since taken up golfing.

There has also been speculation regarding the creation of a new website to track down the location of our only female whereisbrotha contributor. I'm here to tell you that this rumour is in fact based of some truth and there is a possibility that whereisjedi will be up and operational by the end of October (Jedi has a birthday in October, so we're hoping to use presents as bait to lure her out of hiding).

Finally, your very own Wifi will be relocating to the crime capital of the world in December. So if I haven't posted here on whereisbrotha within a month of arriving in Gauteng, it doesn't necessarily mean I'm dead... but it might.

On a more festive note however, please join me in congratulating Nijella on his recent engagement. The wedding is in December in Kerala and all brown people (except Kulfi) are invited as long as they bring him presents. Strangely enough, Nijella agreed to get married before he thought the world was going to end. We wish Nijella all the best on this new life adventure.

Well it's been a fun spell here at whereisbrotha and plenty has happened over the past 5 months. The posts have become fewer and farther between, but that was always bound to happen. But please bear with us, we aren't going anywhere!

-wifi

Comebackability!

Been a while since I've blogged, think it was the combination of busyness and a lack of anything I really wanted to talk about till now...

Straight to the point then, Lance Armstrong made his sensational comeback at the Tour de France last month, and what a return it was! He was epic and 3445km later (after countless drug tests that ended up embarrasing the french authorities rather than him - yet again), Team Astana owned the field with a calculated and measured team performance with Armstrong finishing 3rd in the overall standings, awesomeness!

I've never really seen the worth of twitter till I followed him on it before the tour started, the insight you get first hand makes it instantly worth it! (i'm not gonna start following Ashton Kutcher tho)...

Armstrong has last week confirmed his participation in next years Tour de 'Lance through the all yank Team Radioshack. By then, the 'comeback' novelty would probably have worn off, but it'll definitely be great for the sport, livestrong!

Anyway, Armstrong has shown yet again that he's a legend! It's not about the bike...

Moving on to the more temporary (or not?) return of Der Regenmeister from outta nowhere!

Can't believe I of all people am excited about it, but it's true! When he retired I did say that despite all the controversy and the opinion I had of him, F1 wouldn't quite ever be the same again. It didn't really show in 2007 and 2008 because we had such epic back to back world championships decided by one point each year, but with 2009 in it's boredom I think we'll all be happy to see it. It's gonna be tough for him because he hasn't driven an F1 car since the big aero/tyre revamp this year, but I think his racing instinct will see him through it... It's actually a good time to get back in, the ferrari is looking alot better than it was, infact ferrari and mclaren are on a bit of a resurgence after the early season 2002'esque snoozefest, so no better time I think.

On a more humble note, poor Massa... If this is gonna be the end of his career it'll be a bummer, so much so that it might've been better for him to have won last year (can't believe I said that)... Btw, any Timo Glock conspiracy theorists can go suck it, he was on worn wet tyres for the F*&king umpteeth time!

As much as the Schumacher return overshadowing Massa's incident feels a bit insensitive, a friend of mine explained his 'lightning rod' theory with schumi now attracting all the attention and perhaps it's for the best. I think Massa needs to be outta the spot light as much as possible, him and his family can then recover better without the media continously in their faces. Bigger picture I guess...

Lastly to the football and the transfer rumour silly season. Rumours have surfaced over the past evening on the possible return of Paddy Viera to Arsenal! I'm not exactly sure how I feel about this, at 33 Viera is a shadow of his old self, but that defensive midfield role is looking a bit thin at the moment. Viera with one leg is in my opinion better than Denilson and maybe he can teach his lookalike Diaby a thing or two. Regardless of his ability now, I think his experience and character might bring something to the dressingroom that we're currently lacking.

Arsenal have lost a lot of its african connection to the deep Saudi pockets of man city, both 'King Kolo' Toure and Adeoffside are gone now so I seriously hope le boss tries and fills the gaps. I dunno if Viera is a part of the answer, there are also strong links to the dutch pirate Klaas Jan HuntelAAR joining our attack but shrug... in Wenger we trust!

The power of sport

Last night I couldn't help but reflect on the feast of sport we've been indulged with over the past 3 months... First half of India landed unexpectedly on our shores, were welcomed with open arms and jam-packed stadiums and put on a great show. Then the circus moved to England where the T20 world cup saw Pakistan, a country with huge internal strife at the moment, rise above the odds and capture their first major sporting trophy in over a decade. All the while the Super 14 was drawing to a dramatic finish up in Loftus, with crazy dutch-saffers giving English soccer hooligans a run for their money. As I write, up in the mountains of France, a living legend is making his return to the Tour de France, adding another chapter to what is already an inspirational story of determination and courage. But there were three stories in particular that motivated me to blog today.

Last month, South Africa hosted what has become known as the 'dress rehearsal' for the soccer world cup, the Fifa Confederations Cup. To be modest... the event was a huge success. Finally South Africa was able to prove to the world what we saffers have known all along, that we are as capable of hosting and delivering a world class event as anyone else. Words cannot express my pride and my delight at being able to laugh in the face of those nay-sayers who insisted that the world cup would have to be moved because Africans couldn't possibly handle such a task. For those reading this from outside of Africa, you should know that there is a general buzz of excitement thoughout all of Africa, on the streets, in the offices, in the schools... The effect that this tournament is having is amazing to watch. Excuse the miserable cliché, but SA is truly emerging from its coccoon. The added bonus? The cherry on the cake? The performance of our Bafana Bafana! I will gladly put up with the heartache of a hundred last minute losses, just to see a country once again fully behind their team with a genuine belief that they can succeed.

Now on Saturday, the Lions tour to SA came to an end. This is an event that only takes place once every 12 years (I struggle to think of any sporting competition with such a gap between events) and therefore is looked forward to with great anticipation. But I for one was actually really glad to see it end. Now I know this is far from a popular opinion, but to me this rugby tour represented everything that is wrong with sport. From obnoxious foreign press, to arrogant and intolerant coaches, to foul play and accusations of foul play, ignorant and offensive comments from players, accusations of racism, bitching about referees... the list goes on. As an all round sport fan, it actually pained me to watch this tour unfold on and off the field. If I were absolutely ignorant and was forced to judge all professional sport based on the evidence of this series, I'd never watch sport again.

Lets end on a positive note (in fact my inspiration for blogging today). Yesterday I settled into what's left of my couch at 3pm to watch what I expected to be a 1h30min Federer festival. What I witnessed instead was an epic afternoon of tennis. As I sat through the 90-odd minutes that was the final set, I couldn't help but remember the 2008 Wimbledon final, a match that many call the finest of the modern era. Federer is now in my mind the greatest player that ever lived and barring Andre Agassi my favourite player of all time, but after seeing the determination to win, the courage to fight and the way he was gracious in defeat, I am now a Andy Roddick fan. Days such as these are few and far between, but yesterday I really wished we didn't have a need for a winner and a loser in professional sport.

But yesterday was more than a great game of tennis, it was a great display of sportsmanship. The players, the officials and particularly the crowd... there was just this emotion, this aura around that tennis court that was plain to see, even on a television set thousands of miles away. That's precisely what I love about sport, that's why I'll wake up at 6am on a Sunday to watch F1, that's why I'll go watch any live cricket at Newlands, that's why I pay a ridiculous monthly fee for satellite tv, for the magic and the power of sport. Nothing else on earth has the power to unite people of all races, cultures and creeds... Just you wait till next year, bring on 2010!

The Flying Donkeys

This post has been a long time coming but I finally managed some time to write about something that I find awesome in world sport, the sheer passion of supporters worldwide.

Whether you're in morocco, india, ecuador or soweto, you'll always find a small town that supports their local team, come rain or shine. It's those towns that live around their team, buying season tickets and living through the ups and downs with their teams... The team and the supporters are one. Sure this extends to larger clubs, but it's always heartening to see the unwavering love and passion that people show to their small town club.

Take for example a team I came to know about recently, Chievo Verona. A small town club in Italy whose main sponsor is the local town bakery. The team started off from nothing and are now are the proberbial underdog of the Serie A.

The local rival team Hellas Verona once said that Chievo would play in the Serie A when donkeys fly... Now Chievo are a regular Serie A team while Hellas suck in the third division. The nickname stuck btw, Chievo Verona are 'The Flying Donkeys'

The same sorta passion extends to bigger clubs. As we watch season after season of the big 4 in the premier league, bitching as our teams fail to win everything every season, there are those teams that fight the relegation battle year after year, and dare I say it, the supporters probably get a lot more satisfaction out of the relegation battle and the championship than a top four supporter would from winning the premier league...

It was sad to see the toons getting relegated, I so wished Shearer would just put on a team shirt during that last game to go show them all how it's done, alas... But if anyone caught the last few championship games, you'd be pretty harsh to deny Burnley and their fans premier league status after their performance in the championship and relative heroics in the FA cup.

The pic above shows the contrasting emotions for both teams, but more importantly, the passion of the teams and supporters...

You gotta love the small teams and their fans, maybe it's the underdog thing, but i'll always have a soft spot for the bolton wanderer, the minardi, the flying donkey...

Planet Earth Needs a Bodyguard, not Miley Cyrus!

This is a rant about a couple of things that I noticed in the news this morning that got me a bit riled up.

Firstly, India's Minister for the Environment has rejected any notion that it will cut greenhouse gas emissions in the near future, or even consider any sort of emission caps. He also asserted that India's current priority is to focus on poverty alleviation and economic development. This was basically a message to developed nations not to expect any concessions when the major developed and developing countries meet in Copenhagen in December for negotiations on the follow-up to the Kyoto Protocol.

Now, while those are fine priorities to have, the thing that really irritates me is their refusal to realise that if climate change is not halted or at the very least seriously slowed, life will become infinitely harder for the very people they are currently trying to save! Farmers will lose crops to desertification, the monsoon will shift south leading to severe droughts and the sea levels will rise, causing the destruction of thousands of small fishing villages. These will all affect the poorest people disproportionally. How can these people not see this? Instead of investing in renewable energy, they are ramping up production of coal-fired power plants which will be in operation for the next 25-30 years at least! It makes me sick.

And on a semi-related-but-not-really note, just after reading the previous article I saw a headline (I didn't bother going further) that Hugh Jackman and Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus will be teaming up for a remake of "The Bodyguard". Now leaving aside my personal loathing of the insane, fabricated hype around Hannah Montana (I mean seriously, this is the most trite and clichéd character being sold to us as the second coming of Judy Garland or something!), the Bodyguard was not a bad movie - why remake it so soon?! Add to that the not insignificant age gap between Jackman and Cyrus which means that the entire love plot is out the window and you realise that this will be not so much a remake of "The Bodyguard" as a remake of "Man On Fire" with a slightly older girl. It's just stupid. And I swear I'll throw up if I ever hear Miley Cyrus sing "I Will Always Love You"!

That is all.

Love, Life and Loss in Simsville

For the past few days I've been following the tale of Alice and Kev, a pair of homeless Sims created in Sims 3 by Robin Burkinshaw, a student of games design in the UK. Robin has created an extremely dysfunctional father and daughter pair and has basically let them loose on the open world neighbourhood of the game and is running a daily picture-blog of what goes on in their lives. The premise is fairly novel, but what really stands out is the way the story takes such interesting twists and turns with a minimum of interference by Robin, following their own AI need and wants. It's an excellent experiment that is often surprises you with the poignancy of some of the moments.

The blog has become quite popular over the past couple of weeks, being featured on the official Sims web page as well as on BBC and various other blogs including Boing Boing. And this is where something I thought was quite interesting started happening - the story started getting some very strong emotional reactions from the readers. Most seem to have formed a very close attachment to the character of Alice (who has quite a rough time of it) and are rooting for and sympathizing with her, almost as if she were real. Some even marvel at the fact that a game makes them feel like that, for example:

Sara
OMG!!! This is SO sad!!! Now I’m afraid for my life…
saw
very nice comment, i am literally almost crying here, this is one of the saddest stories ive heard, even if it is from a computer game!
Sol Invictus
Good god, I feel so sorry for Alice. I know she’s a fictional Sim and everything but everything that’s happening to her is truly miserable. It makes one think of the similarly difficult lives that many among us live out here in the real world.

I think that this is an example of how modern games are really stretching the established boundaries of video games, and importantly how the general public views them. I'll be posting a more comprehensive discussion of why I think that video game worlds are actually becoming increasingly like our real one in a couple of days, but in the meanwhile I recommend you head on over to Robin's Alice and Kev blog and take a look for yourself. And be sure to read a few of the comments as well, it's half the fun!