Proudly South African

I am a South African and proud of it, but when I see articles like this... a facepalm on behalf of my country just doesn't cut it. Honestly, who opens their browser, points it to Google and then googles... Google. That has gotta be a massive surprise when the first search result comes up. If I were Google, I'd set up a standard page for anyone who googles the term 'Google'. It would look a little something like this...


I'm sure future generations would look upon the person who implements such an idea as a visionary. Meanwhile, it's comforting to know that such morons exist in countries outside Africa, its less comforting to know that most of them are from the USA.

Zomg! It's 2011

ZOMG! It's 2011!

Yes I know we're almost one month into the year, but it's still a valid statement.

Yes I know it's highly unlikely that anyone will ever read this post, but one day when somebody is making a film of my life in the mould of 'the social network' they will need random blog posts like this one to make me seem arrogant and chauvinistic.

No we haven't found Brotha yet, I wish you all would stop sending those emails asking about him.

Also I should point out that the laws of karma dictate that Australia will win both world cups this year, due to the floods they've been suffering through. Yes I know South Africa has had some fairly serious flooding as well and that our death-toll outstrips that of Aus, but we all know that karma has no place in our beloved country. T I A!

Wishing all and sundry a great 2011. If you can't manage to have a great year, just try to survive it and maintain the optimism that 2012 might not totally suck.

- wifi

PS: Lacost now has a job and for the first time in history is awake for over 10 hours on most days. Therefore, according to the laws of 'cost' this year should definitely be the best ever!

Revival

I woke up today morning, switched on the TV only to hear the noise of a group that calls themselves "The Swedish House Mafia" and their single: Miami to Ibiza.

Listening to this new radio hit, I found myself pining for something with more substance and reminded myself of two albums that I've listened to more than any other throughout my post adolescent life: Lifehouse - No Name Face and Jimmy Eat World - Futures.

I appreciate that these aren't everybody's cup of tea, especially because radio and TV swamp us with the commercial billboard topping singles alone and that's all we get to hear. I am traditionally more inclined towards the genres of rock and alternative (and for people that know me, TRANCE! :P). Anyway, if you get a moment and appreciate good lyrics, great messages and sometimes a bit of emoness, have a listen to these two albums, pure gold!

On a related note, I've just got myself tickets to Kings of Leon live at the FNB Stadium (Soccer City for those not over the world cup) in March next year and their new album is well worth a listen if you are like me, more rock/alternative/indie minded. Here's a link to one of their first singles off the album

In other big big news, the elusive BROTHA has been spotted by a regular blog reader, apparently moving up in the world! Glad to see some things stay the same. (Thanks @MKalpee)

Anyway, the year is coming to an end, wishing everyone a safe and blessed festive season with travels, dossing, costing, weddings, partying and anything else you'll be getting up to.

Have you listened to 23 today?

2009 - That was it!

Lacoste finally stopped costing and put together a vid of all the alavaladhis and the year that was 2009. Good times, 2010's gonna be better though!

Formula 1 has lost its charm, fix please!

It's all been pretty strange with F1 of late... I personally haven't watched most of this year because of lack of TV coverage where I am, weirdo timezones but ultimately because I haven't cared much.

From my perspective that's a strong statement (not caring about F1). I've been F1 crazy since around '96, I think my obsession peaked during varsity but I'm slowly falling out of love with F1. Why? Well I'd summarise it as follows; too much bullshit!!!

Let me try and explain:

F1 has always had its conspiracies, think Damon Hill vs Schumacher at Adelaide '94, think Villeneuve vs Schumacher at Jerez '97 think... ok screw this I'd go on forever if I have to continue like this. But during those times, I loved it. F1 had elements of excitement, intrigue and passion all rolled up into one.

What's changed in the past couple of years though is all this off-track political and espionage crap! As funny (and disturbing) as it was to watch Max go all Nazi S&M on us, we've witnessed too much politics in what is essentially a spectator sport. One or two I could handle but the combination of all of them (pick one: 2005 - Michelin fiasco /2006 - Renault Mass Dampers /2008 McLaren Stepney Gate/2009 - The double diffuser saga, Hamilton's Liar Gate, Flavio's Crash gate) makes me physically sick just thinking about it.

2009 really has been a low, no disrespect to Brawn, Button and Redbull Racing, but it's been hard to really care for F1 when I as a spectator feel so disillusioned by the sport. Some might say that because McLaren have sucked this year I've lost interest. I can promise you this isn't true, if you ask me, my favourite seasons of F1 have to be 2003, with the old memories of the '97 and '98 seasons coming in second and third (McLaren only had success in one of those three seasons - '98). Anyway, back to my point...

Now that I think about it, it's a combination of a few things that've made F1 suck:

• The off-track politics (detailed above)
• Tracks - Hands up, how many people would prefer Bernie's 20 races a year at 17 snoozefest exotic Hermann Tilke tracks at the expense of SpaFrancochamps, Suzuka, Hockenheim and the old Osterreichring in Austria which in my opinion epitomise the essence of F1. New locations like Abu Dhabi, Bahrain, Singapore and Valencia have all been quite honestly horrible in terms of providing good racing. Dare I say it, but of Tilke's works, only Turkey and Malaysia has provided spectators with something worth watching (and with Malaysia, that's partly because of the storms we get there).
• Schumi - Was Schumi (not Ralf) that important for F1? I think so, judging by the excitment generated by his non-return to the grid to replace the injured Massa. But we really must try move on! Scrap this point - oh, now Kimi's gone too :(
• The FIA Stewards- what a lol! don't get me started
• The manufacturers - They really have stirred up more kak than providing us with something to cheer about. In fairness to them, they did try though. Atleast Honda and the departing BMW have set up some sort of continuity with takeovers (Brawn/Mercedes and Sauber). Same can't be said for Toyota, seems they've wasted both their time and ours since they joined F1... pity.
• Crazy yo-yo rule changes with qualifying, refuelling, penalites, etc...
• Certain cost cutting ventures - Sure you must cut costs in these times (I think the limited engine and gear box rules have been a success), but KERS for example has cost many millions in its development and is now scrapped after a solitary season.

Hope

Amid all this crap, there does seem to be some hope for the future of F1.

• The FIA has undergone a proper restructuring, Jean Todt at the top sounds alot better than Max Mosely. Together with running a better organisation, Todt should hopefully address the stewarding and rule change issues. Time will tell I guess.
• Contrary to what it sounds like, the exit of some manufacturers from the sport might not exactly be a disaster. The return of the era of private teams is back on the cards. The entrants for next year include Lotus, Campos, USF1, Manor, Force India, Redbull, Toro Roso and McLaren together with the manufacturer teams of Ferrari, Mercedes and Renault.
• Who knows, I might be back in GMT+2 :P

I don't know if the above will fix anything, but here's hoping...

To summarise, I wanna see is some good old fashioned racing, I wanna see drivers fighting each other after a crash, I wanna see last lap heroics. I don't want industrial espionage, I don't want teams telling their drivers to crash into a wall and I really don't wan't wanna see what FIA presidents do in their spare time.

Roll on 2010!

JUST BELIEF!

The title of this blog entry are two words I'd like to live by. Sure it's not always easy to be blindly optimistic when you see no avenues of hope but a little faith goes a hell of a long way!

Be it in your professional or personal lives, whether it's regarding religion, relationships, frie(n)dships, health, wealth or a combination of any of the mentioned, life throws you rotten naartjies all the time. You just gotta know that this will never change. The good inevitably comes with some bad, I think your attitude during the tough times plays a big part in the overall balance of what comes your way. Contrary to what it'll initially feel like, the bad will eventually help you grow (I believe it's called 'Life Experience' these days :) ).

Chin up, don't wallow or things will end up like a dark C&H strip (that you can't laugh at).

We've all had our fair share of the crap. You'll get through it, really you will! There's a bigger picture, a bigger plan. 'Don't forget our friend fate, it could disappear without a trace.' (Aren't The Parlotones awesome?!)

Just BELIEF... and it will be true!

p.s - I can't claim that phrase as my own, credit goes to White Rob - thanks :)

Bash.org

I thought I should share this gem from bash.org

http://bash.org/?904983 (link removed)

[ matteo_italia ]: sara i know you want my coc

[ matteo_italia ]: sara why do you kiss so much coc?

[ supersara ]: ...

[ bereco ]: why are u asking about coc?

[ supersara ]: ask him...

[ matteo_italia ]: sara

[ matteo_italia ]: u love large black cic

[ matteo_italia ]: coc

[ supersara ]: loser

[ matteo_italia ]: evreybody says u suck coc

[ bereco ]: wtf

[ matteo_italia ]: i don t care if u swallow

[ matteo_italia ]: ur life

[ matteo_italia ]: ur problem

[ bereco ]: i think matteo swallows

[ verseker ]: supersara sucks coc

[ verseker ]: she sucked mine

[ matteo_italia ]: yes she sucks coc

[ verseker ]: I have it on video

[ matteo_italia ]: really'''?????????''

[ verseker ]: I am a sleeper mod

[ bereco ]: i have matteo wanking on video

[ matteo_italia ]: SARA U R A BYTCH

[ matteo_italia ]: bereco she is ur fat mom

[ bereco ]: matteo sucks julius malema

[ verseker ]: yeah i sent it to bereco he saw it

[ matteo_italia ]: THAT FAT BYTCH MOM OF BERECO

[ matteo_italia ]: AND BLACK

[ bereco ]: i think matteo is sad cus of his teeny weeny

[ mørkeulv ]: now this conversation dosnt sound nice

[ matteo_italia ]: ASK UR MOM

[ matteo_italia ]: HE BEGANS

[ bereco ]: matteo, stop playing with yourself while on castlewars

[ matteo_italia ]: SHUT THE HELL UP

[ matteo_italia ]: U BEGAN

[ bereco ]: i know the cards get u randy

[ verseker ]: morkeulv bereco started this... he always is racist and

insulting

[ bereco ]: what?!

[ mørkeulv ]: do i have to ban u bereco

[ matteo_italia ]: YES

[ verseker ]: YES

[ matteo_italia ]: YES

[ bereco ]: excuse me?

[ verseker ]: please he always mocks my mom

[ matteo_italia ]: HE ALWAYS BEGAN

[ bereco ]: WHAT!

[ matteo_italia ]: YES

[ verseker ]: yes

[ verseker ]: BAN BERECO

[ matteo_italia ]: HE IS RACIST WITH ME COS I M ITALIAN WANKER

[ bereco ]: i do believe there was a discussion running b4 i arrived

[ matteo_italia ]: BAN BERECO

[ bereco ]: matteo was sexually harassing supersara

[ verseker ]: BAN BERECO

[ matteo_italia ]: LIER

[ mørkeulv ]: bereco yout comments has been quite rude

[ matteo_italia ]: BERECO PLEASE DON T SPEAK ME MORE

[ matteo_italia ]: I DON T LIKE U

[ matteo_italia ]: U R ALWAYS RUDE AND RACIST

[ verseker ]: neither do i

[ bereco ]: matteo please go jump off a cliff

[ bereco ]: you made fun of me for being black

[ verseker ]: he tried to harrass my girlfriend

[ matteo_italia ]: WHY R U RUDE

[ matteo_italia ]: LEAVE ME ALONE

[ verseker ]: lets all be friends

[ verseker ]: please

[ bereco ]: verseker i like you

[ matteo_italia ]: YES HE TRIED TO HARRASS VERSEKER S GF

[ matteo_italia ]: NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

[ verseker ]: castle wars is such a great game until he came along

[ mørkeulv ]: well ill make it simpe for you the next one that comes with a

rude comment is going to be banned.

[ matteo_italia ]: READ BERECO

[ verseker ]: yeah bereco

[ matteo_italia ]: YEAH READ

[ bereco ]: shame matteo, your maturity is beyond shocking

[ verseker ]: i think some reprimand should be in order for previous insults

[ matteo_italia ]: STOP INSULT ME BERECO

[ matteo_italia ]: LEAVE ME ALONE

[ bereco ]: i love copy and paste

[ matteo_italia ]: U WRITE U DON T COPY

[ matteo_italia ]: NOW LEAVE ME

[ matteo_italia ]: RACIST

[ matteo_italia ]: AND I DON T WANNA READ ANYTHING ABOUT MY HOOKER MOM

PLEASE. ITS NOT HER FAULT SHE'S A DIRTY WHORE

[ bereco ]: my poor poor matteo

[ matteo_italia ]: LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ matteo_italia ]: RACIST NIGGER

[ bereco ]: allow me to post this history online